Set the scene: Ted has been taking care of the kids ALL day while I work on getting caught up after being sick last week. He takes the kids upstairs for the bath after dinner and I get back to editing. I hear some cursing, some crying, and then get this email from Ted's laptop upstairs:
"YOUR SON IS P!$$ING ME OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and its your fault........you came up here with him and never shut the gate and he clogged our bathroom toilet.....got water everywhere....threw my poker game in the sh*tter.....tampons pulled out and a wad of toilet paper that almost didn't unclog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! then im running the bath and he opens the lid to the other sh*tter and is using the toy teapot to scoop up ashleighs PEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COUGH SYRUP and heat tonight in 5 minutes!!!!!!!!!! you maybe the only person to save him!!!!"
Ok... that is HILARIOUS... from my point of view!!!
6 comments:
OMG that is waaaaaay to funny!
ps I am glad Sean and I aren't the only ones who email each other from opposite floors!
Too funny! Not so funny for Ted lol!! Glad to hear these things happen to others!! Makes my household seem a little more normal!
ok this so freeking hilarious I had to phone Larry at work and read this to him!!
Needless to say we peed ourselves laughing just visualizing our poor Ted!!
Did you video tape this event?
Luv
Auntie Kel
This is a prime example of why it's so much fun being a grandparent!!! We can crack up just visualizing while poor Ted has to actually deal with it!!! haha Well Ted, you wanted a "boy"!! You definitely got one!!! haha
Love and sympathy, Gram
(chuckle, chuckle, chuckle)
XOX XOX XOX
AHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
Ok that put a big smile on my face!!!
~snicker snork~
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